Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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