I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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