worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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