I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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