i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's never too late to be topless.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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