You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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