i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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