Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize