One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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