Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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