Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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