I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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