what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.