Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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