and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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