is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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