I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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