Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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