big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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