there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
no more duck duck goose at the bar
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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