i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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