Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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