She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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