Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just google imaged poop.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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