So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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