I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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