so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
birth control should be required to get into college
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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