I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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