Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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