I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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