Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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