maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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