Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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