Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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