haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
whose parrot is this?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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