Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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