we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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