Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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