he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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