You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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