are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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