does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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