Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
