We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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