Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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