GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
