Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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