Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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