I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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