Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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