does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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