HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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