no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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