I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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