the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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