I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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