I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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