i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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