Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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