new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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